One day three guys in florida were walking down the beach when they heard a woman yell out, "Hey You! Come here". So the one of the guys said "Who me" and she answered yes. So he went to her, and he realized that she had no arms or legs, and was bedazzled. She said will you put sun tan lotion on me please. Feeling guilty he said yes. So he did it. The next day they were walking farther down the beach when they heard the same thing "Hey you! Come here." So the same guy went again. She said will you kiss me? Starting to feel uncomfortable, he did it. The next day the same three guys were walking, but this time on the other side of the beach, to avoid the armless and legless woman. Then out of no where they heard the same voice with the same line, say "Hey you! Come here." Extremely angry by his unbelieveable unwanted luck he went again. The lady said will you screw me. Highly agitated already, he said of course. She started to smile, as he picked her up. He took her a little way into the aqua blue water and tossed her in, and said "Now you're screwed!"