Political Jokes: A Man And His Wife

There was a man in bed reading a book and his wife was laying beside him. The man rolled over and opened his wife legs and started playing with her pussy, then stopped and rolled away. His wife started getting undressed and the man asked her why she was undressing.
"To have sex, I thought" stated the woman.
"Sex!, I don't want to have sex," asserted the man, "I just needed to wet my fingers to turn the page!"