Chris goes over to his friends house, and rings the bell. The wife answers. "Hi, is Tony home?"

"No, he went to the store," she replied.

"Well, you mind if I wait?" Chris asked.

"No come in." They sat down and started to talk a little.

"You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."

Sara thought about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a 100 bucks on the table. They sat there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could just see the both of them together."

Sara thinks about this and says what the hell and opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on the table.

"Well, I can't wait any longer, I'd better go now"

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over." Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well, did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"