One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" twice in the same sentence. First, she called on Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

"My mommy got a beautiful bouquet and it looked beautiful", and the teacher said "That is very good".

Then the teacher called on Little Johnny. "Last night my sister said to my father that she had a period and he said, BEAUTIFUL THAT IS JUST FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!"